Hot Sauce and Aspirin

It’s 9:00 on a Saturday…is that copy-written? Does that copyright extend to 9 AM? Happy Saturday, my favorite drunkies! You made it to the weekend, you are educating yourselves on being prepared for tonight. You are best friends with Uber drivers. I am so proud of you.

Why so chipper on a Saturday morning? Morning recovery! (photo credit to Urban Outfitters, And the Internet.)

The bottle says you can take it at any point in the night, while drinking, before, after. But the cap says to drink it before bed. And I don’t know about you all, but after I’ve been drinking I like very simple instructions like that. How does it work? It has the AMAZING and much beloved, b complex vitamins. It also has DHM which does something to block the brain from being affected. Science! It also has prickly pear, which maybe helps with the taste. Anyway, this stuff is legit. And apparently it was created by a former engineer at Tesla, so extra points for smartness. The one thing it has, like Drinkwel, that I just don’t really understand, is Taurine. My non science brain thinks its to give you energy in the morning. But the reality is, like Drinkwel, it woke me up at 6 AM. The benefit of the early rise is an opportunity to drink a bunch of water, try out the Randall method, and go back to sleep. The drawback is, I don’t want to be awake at 6 AM the next day! Another minus is the taste. It’s strongly vitamin flavored. I held my nose and didn’t taste it, but people in the room smelled it and said it was strong. Honestly, it’s worth the few minor negatives though, because here we are now at 9:30, and I’m still feeling amazing! I have energy, no headache, a completely clear head, and the ability to give you a positive blog again, it’s been a minute since that last happened.

By now you are probably pretty sold on this adorable blue bottle and their clever advertising. Check out their webpage, morningrecoverydrink.com, it’s really creative, and they are not paying me to say so. Though, if they want to, I’m for sale. That should fill in all the science gaps. As for how I came to be needing this god send? Book club strikes again!

We read a book called “Hot Mess” so obviously I became a hot mess. Not pictured are 7 other bottles of wine that we went through! I was “smart” and steered clear of reds after last week. Maybe that also helped? Know your limitations, people! Either way, I’m alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic, and ready to attack my Saturday! Have a great weekend, drunkies! And be careful out there.